Gigantic, Glorious New Study Says Unhappiness Does Not Cause Death

This news will probably make you happy—but if it doesn’t, you won't die! A 10-year study of 1 million women in the U.K. has found that happiness does not stave off mortality and that studies linking unhappiness and stress to health problems have “simply confused cause and effect.” In other words, being sick and nearing death makes people unhappy, not the other way around.

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